1.04 PT-73, Where Are You?

Virgil loses the PT-73, and McHale and the crew must arrange for a replacement before they can take a week's R&R trip to New Caledonia.

McHale's Island

 * Ernest Borgnine: Quinton McHale
 * Tim Conway: Charles Parker
 * Carl Ballantine: Lester Gruber
 * Gary Vinson: George "Christy" Christopher
 * Billy Sands: Harrison "Tinker" Bell
 * Edson Stroll: Virgil Edwards
 * Gavin MacLeod: Joseph "Happy" Haines
 * John Wright: Willy Moss
 * Yoshio Yoda: Fuji Kobiaji

Main Base

 * Joe Flynn: Wallace Binghamton
 * Bob Hastings: Elroy Carpenter
 * Syl Lamont: Yeoman Tate
 * Bob Kline: Ensign Byrnes

Mentioned

 * Admiral Reynolds (later played by Herbert Lytton)

Did You Know?

 * The title is from the TV series Car 54, Where Are You?.

Quotes
"I lost the boat. You what? I lost the boat! Alright you guys, come on, what's the gag? Oh, he's telling the truth, sir. He lost the boat! Look, I'm not talking about our little tiny rubber boat. I'm talking about our great big PT boat. The one with the big seven three on it! I lost it. How could you lose a boat?! When? Where? You were gambling: shooting craps or something! No! It was unavoidable. You know how a person looses something! I put it someplace and when I went back to get it, I just, I just couldn't find it!"

- Virgil, McHale, and Parker

"Willie, if we had a boat, could you paint the number 73 on it? Oh sure! I know the whole alphabet!"

- Gruber and Willy